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Mr. Chair and Stephano had baked some fairy cakes, Birthday Rainbow CHIP, to be spot, fucking, on. They are frosting said fairy cakes. Mr. Chair frosted a curvy penis on one of his, and Stephano had been pouting like a little CUNT! AND FUCKING FROSTED A CURVY ASS CIRCLE WITH THE FUCKING WEEEEAVE TIP!
I need a cup for my drinking habits! The golden man announced, rummaging through the chairs cupboard for a pink cup.
He got water inside of the cup, and Mr. Chair began playing with the fridge water. He pushed the button, and made it squirt on his male reproductive organ, the floor, and all over his wooden body. Mr. Chair began wiping the cold, clear liquid with his socks, and asked for a towel. Stephano jogged up the stairs menacingly, and grasped a green face towel.
What the fuck is THAT!? Mr. Chair snapped, moisting all over the floor.
A TOWEL, tard facial! Stephano growled seductively.
Couldnt get a big towel!? LIKE A BIG DICK!?
The ShushStephano was browsing the internet, because he was bored as shit. He was content, looking through old times he and the bros had together.
"HOLY SHIT, IT'S ANOTHER FUCKIN DAY!" Mr. Chair wailed, running in the room.
"What the fuck!?" Stephano gasped inwardly, jumping up.
"IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER AGAAAAIN!" The other screamed.
"Mr. Chair?" Stephano asked.
"CAUSE I'M A STUPID FUCKIN CHAIR, AND I DON'T KNOW SHIT! AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE SAD!" Mr. Chair continued, doing the Macarena.
"Let me guess, you're fucking hungry? Let's get you some food." The golden male life form sighed, walking past the dancing chair.
"HOLY HELL! THAT GUY'S BRINGING ME FOOD!" Mr. Chair gasped, following him.
They went to the kitchen and got some French Silk ice cream for the hungry chair.
"THIS FOOD SUCKS AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!" Mr. Chair yelled, spitting ice cream everywhere.
"Stop yelling dipshit!" Stephano scolded.
"Sush, we've been through this, you'll wake the bros." Mr. Chair smiled innocently, b
The GameStephano was calmly playing his Sonic video game, losing to King Arthur terribly, but keeping his cool. And Mr. Chair was freaking the hell out because:
"I'M FUCKIN' HUUUUUNGRY!" Mr. Chair yelled, snuggling Pongoose.
"WHAT!?" Stephano screamed, throwing his Wii mote and nunchuck.
"Yes :3" Mr. Chair smiled.
The bro was driving back from the grocery store, on his way to pick up Mr. Chair from his week long visit with Stephano. Stephano got two ACTUAL hits on King Arther.
"YES!" Stephano yelled getting sweatier by the minute.
"NO, WHATABUBUDABUDA??" Stephano babbled dumfounded cause he swung his sword at the right time but the game didn't register it! Then he started whimpering in the corner .
"Aw, don't be showin yo bualsaq to the camera man." Mr. Chair cooed.
"But-but, Caliburn is such a NAVI! D':" Stephano complained back.
"OOOOOHHH!" Mr. Chair exclaimed.
"I AM MAD AT YOUH!" Stephano said in an airy tone pointing to the TV.
"MR. CHAIR! BRO IS HERE!" Mayo yelled.
Stuck The car sputtered and shook as it came to an almost silent stop. The engine had gone silent as the horn beeped loudly through the dark night. The orange gas light blinked mockingly at the woman behind the wheel. It was making fun of her; she knew it was making fun of her. Grabbing the black cellular phone on the passenger seat, she looked at it with full intention of calling somebody to come help her.
“Oh, what the hell?!”
The “no service” sign was mocking her at the same exact time. The horn beeped loudly as she slammed her head against it once again. The day was out to get her in general. She had arrived at all her classes late, and her son was sick with the flu. The babysitter was able to watch him as she went to her late night classes. Giving a heavy sigh, she lifted her head off the wheel to look out the window. Drops of water pooled on the windshield as rain started to fall in a pitter-patter pattern. She didn’t quite understand the message th
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